Note: Never, ever type blog entries straight onto typepad. When the Internet gets fussy, it disappears. I'm a slow learner because this is the THIRD time it's happened to me. I promise my first version of this was much better.
I was drawn in by the commercials, promising a cascade of happiness to my taste buds within one bite of my soyjoy bar. I am always on the lookout for good, quick breakfast options, especially in the form of a bar. For now, I latch on to a certain brand/variety of granola bars and eat them until I can't stand them. Then I repeat with another brand.
Anyway, Soyjoy will send you three bars, as long as you "promise" to pass two to friends. I secretly vowed to keep the entire stash if they were good. Fortunately, that wasn't a problem. What?? A product not living up to the hype of its commercial? Shocking, I know. I passed them along to friends, thinking maybe it wouldn't taste so much like dense, chewy cardboard with a hint of fruit to them. Oh, but it did. Maybe soyjoy will revamp their bars and make another go at it. But for now, steer clear.